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Satisfyer Pro Review – Oh What Fun!
Lucy Rates, Independent Reviewer
Updated: 08 January 2024
I don’t mess around when it comes to orgasms. I’m a firm believer that masturbating is one of the highest forms of self-care any woman can experience. And that’s why I take choosing a quality sex toy or vibrator very seriously. Why waste money on a cheap sex toy that doesn’t make good on its promise to deliver heart-pounding orgasms again and again?
Forget all those other reviews you’ve seen and top 10 lists of the best vibrators for women, and just read this one! You’ll thank me later.
My Experience with the Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrator Dildo
Let me start by telling you why I ordered the Satisfyer Pro 2 vibrator to begin with. At first glance, I wasn’t all that impressed. Sure, it had a small opening at the top that was clearly for my clit, but other than that, it lacked any of the bells and whistles I was used to. It didn’t take long, though, for me to realize this was a good thing.
If you’re like me, sometimes, you just wanna get the job done and get it done right. I’m a busy working woman who doesn’t always have time for long, drawn-out sex sessions – with a man or with my vibrator! The Satisfyer Pro 2 was the first clitoral stimulator I tried. The streamlined and straightforward design was appealing to me. It read, “Sleek and sexy yet effective.” And boy, did it deliver!
Not only is the shape and size of this handheld vibrator perfect for cupping in your palm, but the rubber suction cup for your clit is soft, flexible, and delivers targeted vibrations that take your body from 0 to 60 in no time. The first time I used it, I came in less than a minute. The second time took slightly longer, but the orgasm was just as intense. Now, anytime I need to cum hard and fast, I reach for my Satisfyer Pro 2, which is quite literally a pro at getting me off.
What I Love About It and What You Need to Know
I understand that not every woman enjoys a clit stimulator or sucker. There are plenty of ladies out there who love getting filled up at the same time and need a rabbit vibrator or dildo for this. However, it’s worth noting that nearly 40% of women require some form of clit stimulation to climax. And that’s why the Satisfyer Pro 2 vibrator deserves a spot in your sex toy collection and on your bedside table.
Some of the Satisfyer’s most notable features include
Air Pulse technology that combines vibrations and waves of pressure to stimulate and caress the clit in all the right ways and places
- 11 different pressure intensities to choose from
- Compact size that makes it ideal for travel and transport
- The whisper-quiet motor lets you enjoy discreet fun and pleasure (as long as you can muffle your moans of pleasure)
- The waterproof material is body-safe, easy to clean, and perfect for the shower or bathtub
- The affordable price point means you can try it without breaking the bank
- Great for solo fun or use with a partner (the small size makes it perfect for sliding between your bodies)
Tips for Using the Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrator Dildo
The design of the Satisfyer 2 Vibrator dildo is pretty basic and easy to use. I would recommend charging the toy before your first session. According to the package, the battery lasts around 2.5 hours before needing a charge, but I usually charge it after every third or fourth session just to be safe. (There’s nothing worse than your vibrator dying before you have time to finish.) It also takes almost 8 hours to fully charge before the first use, so be sure to plug it in the minute you get it!
Although the toy features 11 different settings, I found 2 or 3 that really do the trick, and I tend to stick with these. Don’t be afraid to experiment, of course, but I suggest that when you find what works, stick with it and take note of which vibration setting it is.
I would also recommend playing around with the placement. The suction at the top of the toy definitely fits snugly around your clit, but it may take a few tries before you find that perfect position. Don’t get discouraged, and use a small mirror to help guide you if need be. Once you target the right angle and pressure, you’ll be cumming harder, faster, and more often than ever before!
My Takeaways
The truth is, you don’t need to listen to my Satisfyer Pro 2 review, but if you don’t, you’ll never know what you’re missing out on. This is by far my number one go-to sex toy anytime I want reliable, targeted pleasure that leaves me feeling, well, satisfied. This vibrator has never failed to get me off.
So whether you’re growing your sex toy collection or looking to try a clit stimulator for the first time, this small but mighty vibrator would be my top choice – hands down!